December 2011
the story only i didn't know.
you can’t even last 2 stations without your phone, but can last 11 going 12 going about 15 stations not talking to me. bravo. who am i anyway. i know.
My friend Phillip got his lip removed today. →
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We call him Phil now.
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when my sims sleep in the wrong bed →
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no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household
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All major religious traditions carry basically the same message, that is love,...
– Dalai Lama (via yourelectrikfeel)
With your sibling... →
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Expectation:
Reality:
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